(Source: lezaction)

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

youngblackandvegan:

all relationships require work

you just

gotta find someone

where putting in that effort 

doesn’t feel like work

where the relationship doesn’t leave you exhausted

but energized and excited for life

w-y-s-f:

-May

w-y-s-f:

-May

sickbrat:

i was too kinky for that boy anyway

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

Satan:[appears]
Satan:You can have anything you wan--
Me:LANGUAGE.
Satan:What?
Me:GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan:What the--?
Me:YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan:Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me:EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

my-wayward-shawn:

carrietheseawitch:

amaluelmwood:

annethecatdetective:

moonblossom:

beben-eleben:

Octopus-Inspired Design Ideas

I require all of these.

My design aesthetic is tentacles. Tentacles everywhere.

thezombiemessia lookit

I’m dying

floweredintomadness To match your necklace?

a-greek-goddess:

the-fernlion:

its like jello shot heaven

it’s like looking at my future trip to the hospital

(Source: thehollowplaces)

(Source: kalstedom)

(Source: skinyl0ve)

ianbrownslovechild:

andthebandbeginstoplay:

BEATLE JUICE
Apple McCartney
John Lemon
George Pearrison
Mango Starr

omfg

ianbrownslovechild:

andthebandbeginstoplay:

BEATLE JUICE

Apple McCartney

John Lemon

George Pearrison

Mango Starr

omfg