anotherknifeinmybed:

thegreenguitar:

Pawnography

that was the best pun ever excuse you

(Source: crazynattie)

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(Source: ixnay-on-the-oddk)

ohhey-imgay:

b-n-dslife:

I caved and bought cute things.

đź‘„

leftwiththetide:

leftwiththetide:

Being gay is great because you can’t get your girlfriend/wife pregnant. But being gay also sucks because you can’t get your girlfriend/wife pregnant…

Apparently a lot of people feel me.

(Source: sea-lilly)

heckyeahlolitafashion:

BTSSB Kanazawa: [x] [x]

goldennfoxx:

I had blue hair c:

goldennfoxx:

I had blue hair c:

(Source: bellatrickx)

(Source: lezaction)

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

(Source: never-let--it-die)

youngblackandvegan:

all relationships require work

you just

gotta find someone

where putting in that effort 

doesn’t feel like work

where the relationship doesn’t leave you exhausted

but energized and excited for life

w-y-s-f:

-May

w-y-s-f:

-May